Thank you Target dollar section for the pair of "accessory" glasses. I handed them to Clover on our walk today and told her to act like a nerd. Somehow this translated into a short act that resembled a pissed off librarian telling someone off.....
"Excuse me, sir, this is a library. Not a frat house"
"Don't make me silence you myself. I've been hanging out in the martial arts section"
"Good heavens, does that child have a lollipop?"
"Use your inside voices!"
"I'll bet these ruffians know nothing of the Dewey decimal system"
"Turn your dang ringers off!"
"I'm watching your child sorting books improperly into the return receptacles. I am not amused."