friday facebook download + some kids playing outside

I'm not sure when the last time was I managed to get a Friday facebook download accomplished so hopefully I don't overlap anything.....here is my week (month more like) according to facebook.....

 

 Me: that's a skirt, clover
Clover: no! It's a dress!
Me: it's a skirt
Clover: it's a dress! A dress!
Me: nope. It's a skirt. I refuse to agree to something false just because I'm in an argument with a three year old.

 

Apparently the house across the street has finally sold. And I really hope it wasn't to the guy who just lifted his shirt up to scratch his belly while spitting in the neighbor's yard.

 

 I think I might have hit that point at which I feel inappropriately youthful in comparison to my real age. Crap.

 

 we crossed another milestone in parenthood tonight: calling poison control!

 

 My little door locker strikes again. Violet locked me and Clover out on the second story deck. We don't have stairs on the deck....So guess what I got to do? Leap to my uncertain death from the deck to run around our townhouses and open the garage door. Did I mention I'm afraid of heights? *puke*

 

 7 years ago I married a someone I was terribly in love with... Still married. Still terribly in love. We are firmly seated as one another's mind reading best friend. I'm looking forward to seeing how we get to grow together in the next 7 years.

 

 For anniversary dinner we took the kids to Fireworks pizza in Leesburg. Tim and I demolished a firecracker pizza and each had a delicious beer (they have great beer there). Sooooo gooood. Between that and the anniversary gifts Tim lavished on me I'm feeling like an extremely blessed woman.

 

 The next time somebody comes to my door to sell me meat I'm just going to claim to be a vegetarian. I'm sick of politely declining their offer and then getting a passive aggressive "what's the matter, you guys don't like steak?"

 

I'm pretty sure I have no underlying psychic or magical abilities, because according to movies, you discover them at the height of explosive rage. The only things here that flew off of shelves or burst apart today were propelled by my kids. Also my rage. That was propelled by them too. 0_0

 

 my kids hate doing arts and crafts. this is absurd!

 

 It's a skill to always look like you've just rolled out of bed, in my opinion (said me to myself as I glanced in the mirror)....

 

This is terrible. I have had a crazy painful muscle in my shoulder/neck since yesterday and it even sends shooting pain to turn my head or yawn. Whipping my head around to see what kind of mischief my kids are up to is part of my job!!! This place is going to burn to the ground.....

 

 Violet is a fly hunter. Two last night and one this morning. She gets really intense when she hunts one and then brings it to us with pride. Like a cat with a dead mouse!

happy friday!!